pink flower in white ceramic vase

Here are three of Chuck’s orig­i­nal lim­er­icks. Enjoy!

I do thor­ough­ly enjoy your kiss­es
They real­ly are nice­ly deli­cious
You give them with glee
But I can­not agree
They only come when I do the dishes


There was a young damsel whose plight
Placed her in a ter­ri­ble fright
She screamed and she yelled
A faint breath she expelled
Her pig­tails were wound much too tight


Women received the right to vote
A momen­tous deci­sion of some note
They came out en masse
Every damsel and lass
They won every rea­son to gloat

  • Chuck Witt

    Chuck is a retired archi­tect, a for­mer news­pa­per colum­nist, and a life­long res­i­dent of Winchester.